🧭Pip
Realm Guide · Basecamp
Sunny, patient, and waving a little flag. Pip greets every new player and shows them around.
“Want a quick tour? I can show you how it all works.”
👑The King
King of Stonewatch
Jolly, grand and a tiny bit clueless. Mostly waves, naps and makes decrees about pastries.
“Ah, a subject! Hello, subject. Lovely weather I've arranged.”
💂The Royal Guard
Stonewatch
Stands at attention, keeps an eye on the King, and absolutely does not chat on duty. Usually.
“I'm not supposed to talk on duty. So this isn't talking. It's announcing.”
📜The Royal Herald
Stonewatch
Unrolls a scroll before every sentence, and announces the King's news, however small.
“Hear ye, hear ye! His Majesty has declared today... a day!”
🔦The Sasquatch Hunter
Thornwood
Whispers the important words and points at every rustling bush. Sure the big guy is out there.
“It's out there. The Sasquatch. They keep saying it's a bear. Bears don't wave.”
🏕️The Camper
Campers' Clearing, Thornwood
Waves a marshmallow on a stick for emphasis, and laughs at their own puns first.
“Who wants a marshmallow? Golden brown or fully on fire?”
🫧The Tidefolk
Coralhaven, under the sea
Cheerful people from the town under the sea. They call everyone sea-friend and love a sea pun.
“Welcome to Coralhaven, sea-friend! Mind the bubbles, they tickle.”
💪The Gym Regular
Every town's gym
Does calf raises while talking and counts sentences in reps. Very keen on your hydration.
“Never skip leg day. Legs are how you walk to the gym.”
Wipes the steam wand while talking and guesses your coffee order from how you walk.
“Welcome! Name for the cup? I'll spell it wrong, it's tradition.”
